10
Sep

I realized a short while ago that today is the day I was due to get home from my jaunt to Seattle, which obviously never happened.

Its odd the things I’ve done while I wasn’t there. I bought a PS3 for instance, something I probably wouldn’t have done otherwise because I would’ve been saving for Seattle all the time.

It’s also obviously pushed Tim and I together in that we’re getting married and will next year (finally!) Get to live together.

So in some regards it’s been quite good. Then I realize I haven’t seen my fiance in almost 10 months, and I want to hurt a certain Spanish lady.

25
Jun

Have you been reading my blog, Twitter or Facebook and wondering WTF is going on? Why is Jamie not in Seattle I hear you cry. Sit a while and let me tell you the story…

It all begins last Wednesday (17th) as I landed at Sea-Tac airport, early by the way. From the plane I headed straight to immigration/passport control as I wanted to be one of the first to get there, and I was. However I hadn’t filled out my form completely (you’d think I’d have the hang of it by now) and so was sent to the end of the line.

However I returned triumphant with completed form in hand, stated my business and was duly red flagged and sent for further questioning. This happened last year and tho I’d hoped it wouldn’t (ain’t these people heard of a database?) I anticipated it would.

I went to the desk and sat like a good boy until called forth, was told to collect my bags which I did like a good boy and was then questioned. I answered all questions truthfully and to the best if my ability. I was here to visit my boyfriend of three years for 86 days while on holiday and then would return home. Yes I quit my job but only on a technicality and it was understood my job was kept open for me. My situation was IDENTICAL to last summer apart from the fact that THIS YEAR I had MORE MONEY.

But apparently this was not enough, I was told I was inadmissible un the visa waiver program and although no reason was stated I believe it was because I didn’t have a job and apparently living with my parent doesn’t class as maintaining a residence abroad. W. T. Eff.

So at this point I was told I was being sent home.…on the next flight available. Which wasn’t until the next day. Can I at least phone my boyfriend and let him know what is happening? Later they say. How about now? Later. Now? Later.

So as I’m being taken to the detention centre (in handcuffs) some eight hours after I landed, I ask one last time. “you can call him from the detention centre but we will phone him to let him know what is happening”. The detention centre is exactly what it sounds like, a slight step up from a prison. The one good thing is that I get a free medical and apparently I’m not due to die soon, hooray!

Upon my return (in handcuffs and in the back of a cop car!) to Sea-Tac the following morning I again request to speak to my boyfriend. Later…but you have to phone your mother because she called her demanding to speak with you.

So I ring home and my mother answers, I announce it is I and she promptly bursts into tears. What the? Apparently she only learned I’d been detained through Tim posting on Facebook that he knew I’d been detained but hadn’t heard anything since they called to verify my story at 1pm the following afternoon. So Ms Makenova, who assured me she’d call him and make him aware of what was happening?Not so much apparently.

So for twenty some hours he’d been waiting to hear from me all because this woman didn’t deem him important enough to be informed. But I’m sure if we’d been married she would be obligated to, thanks Mr Obama you’re doing a bang up job!

But I digress. Turns out my mother had to phone the Home Office, the police, the US Embassy and the British Embassy in San Fran (which also covers Washington State don’t you know?) just to get to speak to me. The term ‘raising hell’ doesn’t really do it justice.

At 12:55pm Thursday (18th) some twenty five hours and forty minutes since I had landed I was on another plane out of Sea-Tac, not once in that time did I taste fresh American air. For a claustrophobic person, being indoors (in areas without windows) for 24 hours is extremely dehabilitating, I’d also been without proper sleep for roughly 62 hours.

And after 25 hours of being on his native soil, I finally managed to speak to Tim, only to tell him I wouldn’t be seeing him anytime soon. Our summer together? All the concerts we had booked, my sister and her boyfriend coming to visit, my weekend of being taken away for my birthday, PAX, tattoo expo, Elbe? Gone, because of one persons belief I wouldn’t leave the country, despite having left perfectly on time the previous five times I’ve visited!

So in the eternal words of the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where do we go from here? Well I can apply for a B2 tourist visa or green card, I’m only banned from travelling on the visa waiver program. The B2 visa costs tho and takes around 4-6 weeks to get.

So my plan of action is to fight the deportation based on the fact I am NOT an immigrant risk. I have never, nor will I ever, thought about staying in the US illegally. If, and yes it’s if now, I do move to the US it will be to live a peaceful life there with the man I love. Not to be living in constant fear of deportation or prison while working a shitty pay job.

So on Friday I’m meeting with my Member if Parliament (think Senator) who also luckily happens to be the Scottish Secretary if State. So basically he’s about the highest person I could go to regarding international stuff. I’ve gathered evidence of my job status, living arrangement, ties to the UK, lots of fun things detailing my life here and hopefully that will be enough to convince them they made a very bad judgement call.

If not then apparently I shouldve been given the choice to eiter be deported or willingly withdraw my application and come back with further evidence. I was not given this choice so I will be bringing this up to my MP.

Worst comes to worst I will apply for a B2 visa and spend what’s left of the summer in Seattle. But that would mean the cost of the visa AND the cost of another set of flights. Frankly I don’t think it’s just that I should have to considering they have clearly made a mistake.

Lets hope it all gets resolved soon tho cos I don’t know if I can stand seeing my sister and her boyfriend jetting off to spend time with my boyfriend that I should be spending with him. In fact as I write this I should be sitting next to him on the sofa settling down to watch some Buffy or play some games.

But no I’m half a world away, typing this in my bed wondering when I’ll even get to see him again. And we all thought the world would be a better place under Obama. Oh how we thought indeed.

19
Jun

It’s 5pm in Seattle as I type this. I should be sitting on the sofa playing a game and waiting for Tim to come home. But I’m not, I’m at 35,000 feet on an airplane bound for Amsterdam. Why? Because the US border control considers me an “immigration risk” and deemed me inadmissable by the visa waiver programme. So I spent the past 24+ hours detained by them unable to tell anyone where I was. I wasn’t allowed to call Tim, my family only learned I was “missing” because Tim posted about it on Facebook. Apparently they’ve been on to the Home Office and all sorts trying to get some answers as to where I was and what was happening to me. They weren’t the only ones, Tim’s been on the phone to his congressman and senators and all sorts pleading my case. I’m so immensely touched by all this that everytime I think about it I well up. Yes I cry. I’M NOT DEAD INSIDE YAY! Well it might just be that I haven’t slept in about 3 days or eaten much beyond a bag of chips and 3 Burger King fries in the past 36 hours. What a great diet: get detained by the US Goverment and lose 5lbs in a day!

But really, if they treat a citizen of their closest ally like this, what the hell chance do enemy combatants have?!

So what am I doing now? I was supposed to be having a fun filled summer and now I’m on my way home without ever leaving the airport. I spent £440 just to see Seattle airport! Apparently I can apply for a B1 or B2 tourist visa which allows stays up to 6 months and while that would be good for the summer, I’m really reconsidering my desire to move to the US. Especially since Tim mentioned selling the house and moving to Scotland if I can’t appeal my visa waiver ban. I’ve already started planning where we’d live :P

But for now I just want to get home, have a shower, get some sleep and then see how I feel.

16
Jun

In 21 hours time I’ll be in Seattle yet I still haven’t finished packing nor do I have travel insurance.

I have checked in and printed my boarding pass tho so I’m pretty much set to go right?

16
Jun

Well tomorrow I finally (finally!) head off for Seattle and I cannot friggin’ wait! I’m sitting on my break just now at work and I only have two hours left but it feels like eternity.

Once i’m done work I have quite a lot to get done today. I head home, package the Singstar game I have to return, go post that, get the train into town, go to Emma’s office to pick up my birthday card, head over to John Lewis to see if they still have the suitcase I liked, meet Chris for coffee, go to Borders for magazine, pick up various candies for Tim, go home for last dinner, check in online at 8pm, head out to Beanscene for a coffee with Paula and Kirstin then head home and pack before getting a taxi at 4am.

Then it’s only 14 hours till I touchdown in Seattle and summer begins!

10
Jun

I’m on the train to London just now, must remember never to get the 13:40 train again as it appears to be the one idiots go for.

So the train is delayed, it pulls into the station (full of people remember) so what do you do? Well of course you would rush to get on before even letting people off! Idiots.

So to get to your seat you of course would get on the exact opposite end of the carriage (even tho it’s clearly marked on the door which seats you should get on at this door for) and drag your bag along making everyone; who got on at the correct door, get out of your way while you faff about finding a space for your luggage. Idiots!

Everywhere!

08
Jun

So not only do I have an 11 hour shift tomorrow (8-7) but I then have to come home and pack for London, tidy my room (damn you Sims 3!) and be in bed early so I can be up at 8 the next morning to go to work for four hours and then get the train to London.

Man I can’t wait for Thursday’s lie in.

03
Jun

2 weeks today I’ll be in a plane somewhere (hopefully not lost) on my way to Seattle!

I land at 19:50 my time so I’ll be just over 5 hours away from seeing Tim :) very exciting!

16
Apr

Woo! I just filled out the online form thing and have been granted the right to travel (but not yet the right to enter) the USofA.

I hope they don’t know about those acts of genocide I dabbled in tho…